
Oh, I could so see you being
the face of HEMORRHOIDS.
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 1

It's usually indicated for
acutely inflamed HEMORRHOIDS...
The Big Bang Theory Season 4, Episode 6

That's how you get HEMORRHOIDS.
The Big Bang Theory Season 11, Episode 17

Hemorrhoids acting up again?
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 1