
I just PRETEND I do
to impress women.
The Big Bang Theory Season 12, Episode 8

It's easy, just PRETEND you're
putting away a sleeping bag.
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 21

Sometimes Howard and I PRETEND
that his arrhythmia is acting up
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 13

Pretend you haven't heard it.
The Big Bang Theory Season 12, Episode 5

Well, then at least hold her still,
so I can PRETEND she's stuffed.
The Big Bang Theory Season 10, Episode 18